
August 7th, 2008 | Category:
Misc |
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Here it is, middle of the night. I awoke a few minutes ago to find my throat dry and I stumbled to the kitchen for a drink of water.
I reached out and found the empty glass I had left on the counter before bed, filled it with cool water from the fridge door, (as I have a billion times since we bought this house), and drank it down. As I got to the bottom of the glass I felt something in the water hit my mouth; kinda like a piece of ice would. At first I thought it WAS ice, since I was only half awake. Then I remembered I hadn’t put any ice in the glass. Next I thought it was probably a pretzel or goldfish cracker in the glass deposited by one of my girls but I quickly remembered that I had gotten a drink just before bed using this glass and it had been free of kid food at that time. So I walked over to the kitchen light and flipped on the switch to find a little baby gecko, about 2 inches long, in the bottom of the glass looking up at me saying “Holy cow dude, you nearly DRANK ME”!!!
I have been around geckos all my life. We have lots of them here in Texas and I have always been decidedly pro-gecko since they eat bugs and make very fashionable earrings when you catch them and get them to bite your earlobe. I’ve played with geckos as a kid, I’ve had them fall on me in the middle of the night while living in South Africa and I’ve always tried to avoid touching their tails so they don’t break off and give the little dudes a tail-baldness complex till it grows back. But in all my years around geckos I have never had this kind of reptile-human mind-meld experience. Never before has the Gecko-Michael thought process been so totally in sync.
I looked down at this little guy and he looked up at me and together – in unison – we thought, “Man am I glad Michael didn’t just drink the Gecko.”
This is how I know that when the little guy got back to his home, somewhere under my fridge, he sat down at his little Gecko-computer and posted this same story to his little Gecko-blog on the Gecko-internet.
Lessons Learned:
1. Always get a fresh glass from the cupboard when getting drinks in the middle of the night.
2. My super-hero power is the ability to communicate telepathicly with geckos.
3. Geckos have blogs and the Gecko-Internet is real and not just something made up for children’s books.